Batorboy

Ask me anything   A trance-state of dick stroking

adventuresof:

batorboy:

Obey the one-tit rule and get gooning!

…rules? …no one sent me a copy of the rules!?! Please send me a copy of the Official 2013 Laws of the Goon, asap!

It’s a work in progress but here goes:
1. When you see the hallowed ‘one-tit” you must bate to it, regardless of mood, responsibilities or location.
2. It is your duty to encourage other gooners and to attract and induct potential gooners into the lifestyle.
3 “Real life” duties are always secondary to gooning duties.
4. When a bate-buddy commands you to Moo, you must do it regardless of location at the time.
5 Other stupid, debased noises, as well as stupid faces, are encouraged.
6. Post what makes you hard. Don;t be selfish and rely on the posts of others.
7. Captions are a must. They heighten the experience.
8. Let your buddies know when you are signing on and signing out for the day, so we can keep track of each others’ progress.
9. Buddies are encouraged to share first names, to enhance the realistic aspect of our pursuit. 
10 Aim for that meditative goon-state at all times. The GoonSpace welcomes you all!

adventuresof:

batorboy:

Obey the one-tit rule and get gooning!

…rules? …no one sent me a copy of the rules!?! Please send me a copy of the Official 2013 Laws of the Goon, asap!

It’s a work in progress but here goes:

1. When you see the hallowed ‘one-tit” you must bate to it, regardless of mood, responsibilities or location.

2. It is your duty to encourage other gooners and to attract and induct potential gooners into the lifestyle.

3 “Real life” duties are always secondary to gooning duties.

4. When a bate-buddy commands you to Moo, you must do it regardless of location at the time.

5 Other stupid, debased noises, as well as stupid faces, are encouraged.

6. Post what makes you hard. Don;t be selfish and rely on the posts of others.

7. Captions are a must. They heighten the experience.

8. Let your buddies know when you are signing on and signing out for the day, so we can keep track of each others’ progress.

9. Buddies are encouraged to share first names, to enhance the realistic aspect of our pursuit. 

10 Aim for that meditative goon-state at all times. The GoonSpace welcomes you all!

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